Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys??
Your friend,
Thomas


Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa